"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it
congratulations it’s a white girl!
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
act as if they’re the cutest human being in this world