April 2013
March 2013
juvenialls:
cause all i need is a beauty and a
stout-shako:
when u accidentally send a reply to a friend too early
alpacalypse:
they-call-me-butch:
alpacalypse:
i wonder if there are sloths on other planets
is
is that your foot?????
yes
yes-im-beyonce:
walk into the club like whaddup i got a big
heart:)
onionchester:
the worst is when you’re telling someone something or discussing a topic and someone interrupts and changes the topic completely and you’re left with all these things to say but no way of getting back to it unless the other person asks
trumpetsandbookmarks:
tomdiddleston:
when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next day i brought it back to him and i was like “omg i found this on the ground here u go” and we were friends from then on
so basically the moral of the story is if u ever want someone to notice u commit a criminal act on them and u will be friends...
winchesters-sassbutt:
sociopaths-get-bored:
tarantinoh:
So I was literally just on my mother’s laptop and I found this in her history:
wow your mom looked all that up in the span of 3 minutes without reading anything
skarvika:
masturb88ting:
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
skippypb:
cyberdepressed:
DO U HAVE THAT ONE GIRL IN SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE LOVES BUT U DONT GET IT AND YOU DONT LIKE HER AT ALL AND YOU SENSE SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT HER
February 2013
cancer-or-paradise:
homework homewor homewo homew home hom ho h ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about n how about no
hstyles:
the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding
nickelbackthatassup:
paper is due tomorrow
im doing good so far
